We Don’t Gossip — Sassy Friendship Card

For the friend who always has time for a little “private discussion.” Featuring Jennifer Brhel’s original artwork of Perky Pearl and Latte, this playful pink card pairs matching polka-dot bows with a martini and plenty of attitude.

A funny choice for your best friend’s birthday, a girls’ night invitation, or a just-because reminder that your unofficial committee wouldn’t be complete without her.

Front: “We don’t gossip.”

Inside: “We hold private discussions about public nonsense. So glad you’re on my committee.”